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Thursday, January 5th, 2006
5:26 pm
I never said that women don't like me! All that blubbering about being betrayed and scapegoatted, well, yes, it's true that the whole reason that crochet got deleted was because of ME, and don't you forget it! I'm the center of the universe!!!! But I'm also a loveable innocent little doll who does nothing but crochet skirts and fugly purses. I want it all dammit!!!

I've even conveniently forgotten that I didn't even hang out with my so-called best friend for ages and ages because I was too much of a bitch, but then all of a sudden after she died we were such good pals, I miss her so much boooohoooo and I'm the world's biggest martyr.

So what's not to like huh? I'm going to create a crochet empire and all the cool people are on MY side!!!! The only reason why you don't like me is because you're

Fat! Fat! Fatty fat fat fat pig!!!!!!!!! You're a filthy fat pig if you don't like me!
Thursday, December 29th, 2005
11:17 am
I just dunno how, but somehow it ended up that I, SnarkyPooButt, single-handedly and by myself, destroyed crochet! Why is it all about meeee? I'm soooo curly, petite and vivacious!!!!

I just don't understand why other women don't like me! I feel sooo betrayed right now, I could just weep big ole crocodile tears! I'm soooo curly, petite and vivacious!!!! And innocent!

Well, with my good ole Protestent work ethic I can't just sit here on my ass, so my minions and I will be sure to flood the Internet with as many super-lame crochet snarks as possible, and each one will get dozens of comments! Who says we have nothing better to do!
Wednesday, December 7th, 2005
9:57 pm
What will they think of next?
Introducing: The World's Ugliest Skirt!

It might look like a pork loin that's been sliced open and dressed with something decaying, but its really a skirt! You might mistake it for a diaper cover from a 1970s crochet horror magazine, but its meant to be worn by grown women out in public! LOL funny! Find one of them who is willing to spend $50 on yarn to create this monsterpiece and actually wear it, and I'll send you a dollar Well, maybe not, but I'll be happy to laugh at the pictures with you!

How does this poo-poo even get published to begin with? Haven't a clue!

(now now you know you're thinking it too)
Friday, November 18th, 2005
11:46 am
Oh look at my snark it is the best snark ever oh I am so clever!
I was the FIRST person to EVER think of making fun of fun fur, because I am so clever and smart! I want everybody to comment about how smart I am and how this is such an A++++++ snark! This post was so hard to put together! Pay attention to meeeee or I'll smash your face in!!!!!!!!





Wait wait this is the best of all!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUN FUR ZEBRA JACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehe wasn't that so clever!!!!!!

Current Mood: chipper
Monday, November 14th, 2005
1:48 pm
All my hats all look the same. I can't believe that they keep selling!
Hi! My name is croshay! Well, actually, I'm not sure. I think it used to be something else, before I got banned from LJ for being a total freaking psycho! Can't remember that far back. Disassociative disorder will do that to you. I like to croshay or however you spell it, they took away my dictionary. I'm speshull, because most of the other people here only can do fingerpaints and make turkeys out of pipe cleaners. They took away all our scissors but I'm good at knawing yarn with my big teeth! So I croshay hats all day long. Over and over and over and over and, well, you get the idea.

When I'm not croshaying, I loooove to tell people that they have no life and stuff, but in order to do that, I have to comb through soooo many psychotic communities in order to find comments that were left in way old posts! Then even though I think that those meanie old communities are like, superlame, I still take the time to post about them and bring them to everyone's attention! Go me!

Happy Thanksgiving, turkeys!

Current Mood: giggly
Saturday, November 12th, 2005
8:07 am
Welcome to MY community!
Hi! My name is Snarky Poo Butt. Welcome to my community. The purpose of this community is to make fun of people who make fun of other people, because if they are as tough, smart, funny and just all around wonderful like ME, then they will be able to handle it right?

It's okay to make fun of ANYTHING here, but remember, if you disagree with anything I say then I will ban you, because well, I CAN. Hahahahaha! And if you're just going to say that my posts are lame, then why bother to post at all? What's the point? It's just not funny. You'll never be as funny as me. It's important to be funny like me because I'm the only one around whose funny. Anyway, the rules are whatever I say they are today so you'd better not write that down or anything.

Oh, and if you say anything to me about me NOT being funny, then I'll make fun of the size of your ass, your photography skills, your kids, your journal, or anything else which has nothing to do with crochet! After all crochet is not nearly as important as being funny as me! You better not make me mad! I'll declare Tuesdays as a special day to make fun of you! You better not cross me! Besides, the only reason you would ever disagree with me is because you have like, ISSUES.

Remember, I AM FUNNIER THAN YOU. You're just lame. Totally not funny. And if you EVER say I'm not funny, well, then you're just an asshole aren't you? You're just yet another one of those people who will attack me for no reason whatsoever, and then justify it by claiming I attack people for no reason whatsoever. I know your type!

I made up this community because I can't face the fact that my designs are kinda lame and boring and mediocre, so I have to constantly create drama online to make myself seem more interesting. After all, isn't that what divas do? I do have standards dammit!!!

Also, I want to conveniently ignore the fact that my husband is a whiney little bitch and my life is a constant misery, besides, I really have nothing better to do than sit around making fun of people under the guise of being "witty," "snarky," "sardonic" and "sarcastic" even though I have little idea what any of those words actually mean.

So, like, everybody have fun posting ok! 'Cause haha, you shouldn't get offended because we're just trying to be funny. Looookie we even make fun of ourselves all the time haha! Just don't make fun of us if you don't want me to get mad.

Current Mood: amused
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